It was one of those stereotypical mornings. My mind was running on 110% as I wildly rummaged through my wardrobe just to find something that will do for the day. When I thought, surely I'm not the only one? So I decided to summarise my thought process, just to amuse you / or get some sympathetic vibes coming from your way.
Just to warn you, there might be some offensive language. Do not read if you're going to get offended What happens in the morning, stays in the morning.